3 bucks a gallon

No more advice

2008-06-10T14:46:00.000-07:00

I have decided to stop giving advice that includes expressing my opinion. I have officially decided that I know nothing. Absolutly zero. I am not doing this out of spite or the fear of engaging in controversy. I am not doing this because I am bitter or giving up. It is just that I have recently began looking back on some of the advice I have given people over the years. Looking back on it, it wasn't really that good of advice. I also looked back on some of the things that I thought to be true and they have since become false. I am sure, like everything else in life, I will at times fall back into old patterns. However, if you ever hear me giving advice or trying to argue my position, please, do me a favor and tell me to shut up.

Rare Pictures of SUP world champion

2008-06-03T09:42:00.000-07:00

Well its been a while since I've posted anything on the blog. In order to get the creative juices flowing again I took a much needed hiatus. It seems that in the last 5 months the title of my blog has become a bit outdated. While it is outdated, the premise behind it is still very much applicable. My writing a blog was about as ridiculous as 3 bucks a gallon. I have a blog and gas is 5 bucks a gallon - go figure.

The reason for my return is that I have recently acquired some very interesting photographs. It seems that stand up paddleboarding (SUP) has taken off, and that most my friends either own a board or are going to purchase one soon. It is all the rage. It turns out that about two months ago the SUP pioneer and current world champion was spotted in Jalama practicing his art. It is very rare to get pictures of him SUPing as he is very elusive and has been in hiding since his victory at the 2007 SUP world championships. Some say he went crazy when he was thrust into the media spotlight, others say he failed to pay taxes on all his endorsement deals and was hiding from the French government. Whatever the reason, I think these pictures show that Kieth (he only uses his first name) still has his mad SUP skills and is ready to defend his title.

forgiveness

2007-11-09T08:41:00.001-08:00

Well I got a call from google, yah the same guys that threw that chinese guy to the wolves now the poor guy is doing time somewhere in a chinese work camp, they flagged my blog for excessive use of profanity. Much like Duane the Dog Chapman I had a dream. And there is no way I am going to loose my blog over a bunch a people cussing at each other, can't we all just get along. I know that Johhny go fast's comments were a bit inflammatory - but the guy really loves his pebbles, you should see the neckless he races with. He must of polished those rocks in his rock polisher for at least 3 days. And as for all the name calling, come on he just loves his pebbles as much as some of us love our salmon. I mean I'll come clean, I drive a big old deisel truck and just liked the video. Nothing more, nothing less, no agenda. Please forgive me, just like Ben forgave the Dog. I promise no more articles about the environment.

a serious note

2007-11-04T14:25:00.000-08:00

link to the the pebble mine debate

3 bucksagallon scoops la times

2007-10-30T19:32:00.000-07:00

Turns out 3 bucksagallon picked up the story before the la times. Who knew I was on the heartbeat of Southern California, I guess I just didn't realize how wide my audience had become? At first I was a little pissed that they stole my story, I even went as far to contact my lawyer about pursuing a legal course of action. But upon further reflection I'm rather flattered that it was stolen. I mean, this blog just started has an outlet for some of my humble opinions and stories of adventure. I suppose its turned into a pipeline to the reporters of the la times and various other news organizations. Thankfully, I don't need the recognition. So if your out there keep on stealing the stories - I got a good one about some high sea adventures with lobsters, jaguar sharks, and some crazy hijinks. And for those of you who want to know the story before the story - just keep on reading.

Link To LA Times article - New Developments Mask Wild land's Threat

southern california

2007-10-24T08:32:00.000-07:00

The news media and these so called experts are insane. First, we are not in the middle of a drought. True, last year we had a very low level of rain the lowest ever recorded, however, the previous 5 years were over average years of rainfall. In fact, 3 years ago Southern California had it's second largest rain season ever recorded. The last "real" drought in Southern California was 1986-1991. I'm sure those so called experts don't remember that drought because they hadn't moved here yet.

Second, these Santa Ana winds were no different then the ones I have felt my whole life. They happen every year and cause damage every year. They start in October and end in April. There were news reports that these were unusually strong and early, anyone who has lived here their whole life knows that is not true. They were strong, but no stronger than ones I have felt before. I work outside, my livelihood is attached to the weather, I know when Santa Ana's start.

Third, we did not have the resources in place to fight the fires? I'm sorry all the planes in the world and all the fireman in the world could not have prevented what happened. It is a force of nature that can not be controlled. Get over it people, we can not control everything. Life is filled with uncertainty and we prepare for things best we can, however, some things are unavoidable.

No one talks about the real problem. There are to many people living in areas that fires can not be controlled in. Most of them were not told or don't understand this. Southern California is a desert, are water comes from other places. This area was not meant to be inhabited by so many people, we created it. As more people move here and growth becomes a necessity people will move to areas that are on the fringes of uncontrollable wilderness. We must live with the consequences of what we built and where we live. The only people we should blame our ourselves. If we don't want to live with fire danger than we should move. But no amount of spending will solve the problem of us living in an overcrowded desert.

the reluctant competitor

2007-10-23T14:27:00.000-07:00

Since Tara, Drew's wife, has chosen to make a competition out of the lobster diving , I have decided to keep a tab of who is leading the race. I myself do it for the love of the sport and the camaraderie of braving the dark waters.

Mind you, drew is 7 years my junior and impervious to cold as evident by this picture. He feels no cold, thus, he is able to stay in the water longer. I'm not making excuses, just stating the facts. The picture is from the Klamath River on the border of Oregon and California - it's cold.

Jonas - 2

Drew - 9

picture of the week

2007-10-17T13:26:00.001-07:00

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best bouy page

2007-10-05T16:47:00.000-07:00

Link to bouys

who the hell is Johnny Sprocket?

2007-10-05T15:50:00.000-07:00

I have been asked, now that he has commented on my blog and so graisouly put me as a link on his blog, who the hell is Johnny Sprocket? Unfortunatly, I met Johnny Sprocket before the advent of the digital camera - hell, even before Al Gore invented the internet. Thus, I have no pictures of the man who calls himself Johny Sprocket. I can only say that at one time I looked up to him as a roll model, a person who lived thier life to the fullest and always accepted a challenge with a bitting sense of humor and the wit of an Irishman (even though he's German). Men wanted to be him and girls wanted to be with him. Unfortunately, as time progressed I fell out of communication with Johnny Sprocket. Judging from his blog he has moved into his responsible adult years with same vitality and humor that characterized his earlier years. Even if you don't know Johnny Sprocket, I encourage you to read his blog as it is quite humorous as well informative.

beatgriffracing.blogspot.com

a picture is worth a thousand words

2007-10-05T15:43:00.000-07:00

photo courtesy andy white

Its like shooting fish in a barrel. Sorry Doug

hoopnetting is not a crime

2007-10-03T10:50:00.000-07:00

First off, let me say that I am speaking from a not completly informed point of view. After many attempts to call some Ventura Harbor Patrol Officers and get their comment on closing the lobster fishery along the ventura harbor breakwall, I was rebuffed and have yet to hear from them - officially. I can only imagine that that they are fearing for their lives, I can't say I blame them.

Unofficially, I believe a Harbor Patrol officer contacted me, and speaking on condition of ananimity, told me that he believes, and I quote - "Hoopnetting is not Crime". He believes that if this opinion gets out into the public he would be ridiculed at work, and even worse - tortured. I have heard they already put live lobsters in his locker. Oh the humanity.

As you may or may not be aware many people fed their families with those lobsters. Believe me, RUN DMC didn't pay for that hoopnetting outfit hanging drywall. He did it catching Lobzillas. Now hundreds if not thousands of people are going to starve to death because the Ventura Harbor Patrol thinks it is to difficult to control the traffic during the catch, and by the catch I mean the harvest of the langosta. This is adding insult to injury, right when the credit crunch hits us and the sub -prime mortgage industry takes a crap, now I gots to deal with the closure of the west coast's most abundant lobster fishery? How am I and the rest of my lobster catching friends supposed to pay our mortgages, if we have to go out and by lobster every night? How am I going to buy my Adidas Sweatsuitos? Answer me that - Mr. Harbor Patrolman.

I urge you to contact your local harbor patrol and ask them, if not for you than for the children, re-open the fishery!

Viva Langosta

young explorer discovers island off California coast

2007-09-17T10:37:00.000-07:00

Renowned explorer Donkey Burrows discovers new island off California coast.

The fearless explorer braved treacherous seas in a 17ft research vessel to discover what he believed to be a new island about 18 miles off the heavily populated area of Southern California. You may be asking yourself, "how could this island go undiscovered for so many years?" As you may or may not be aware,Oxnard, donkey's hometown and closest town to the island is under a constant shroud of fog. Donkey happened to be on the beach, as he is an avid shell and driftwood collector, just as the fog, for a brief moment, lifted. Donkey remembers seeing something that resembled an island. He immediately put together his research team and set off on the great adventure. After a brutal and death defying crossing, in 4-6 foot seas, we came upon this jewel of an island. The whole time little donkey held on to the roof of the boat for dear life and thank god he did. As the captain of the research vessel, Fair Dinkum, I don't know what we would have done had Donkey not been up on that roof telling me where to go and what to do. We may still be lost at sea. Sure I have radar and GPS, but if there is one thing donkey has taught me - there is no substitute for a pair of good eyes.

Upon arrival we discovered a magical place stuck in time. I am pretty sure once we go on land we will discover that giraffes, elephants, and maybe even some dinosaurs still run wild on that island. As it turns out Donkey had to be back to work by four, thus, our exploration was cut short. Our next adventure will be a safari into the island. To conduct the exploration of the island, Donkey and I have enlisted the help of renowned zoologist Drew Weilbacher. He is not only a zoologist, but also a big game hunter. Thus, if we run into any trouble we will have no need to worry. I have already contacted National Geographic Society and the Monterey Aquarium about some funding for the expedition, if you know of any other interested parties please don't hesitate to contact me.

what would we do without firefighters

2007-09-14T18:45:00.000-07:00

To all those who think firefighters are overpaid or under worked I submit this article as proof that without firefighters our world would be a much more dangerous place to live in. If firefighters want to take off 45 days in a row than by all means let them. Sure, they have to work 20 days of overtime in a row and take vacation. Never mind that while they are gone someone has to work overtime to cover them. Hell its just money. Besides, how many firefighters do you know that aren't struggling to make ends meet? They deserve some time off. I really enjoy paying taxes, and if it's to save a donkey, than it is worth every dime.

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my first time

2007-09-14T16:23:00.000-07:00

This is my first attempt at a blog. Not only will I expose myself as having nothing better to do than write a blog, people will also see that I have the grammer and spelling skills of an 8 year old. Oh well.

This blog is inspired by my good friend "the peso farmer".